In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I forget how to act sober
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