Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
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