Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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