And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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