Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Randomize
