Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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