i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
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you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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