she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
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I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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