i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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