Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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