I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Reggie can tackle my bush.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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