Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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