I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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