Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
