Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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