Non-Jews are for practice
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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