Do vagina's smell?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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