the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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