Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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