Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
You're completely useless in the revolution.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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