Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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