I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I'm going to jail i love you
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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