I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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