Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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