IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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