Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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