Small penises have feelings too.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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