That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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