he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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