If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize