i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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