So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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