were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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