Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
