Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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