I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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