Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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