im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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