Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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