i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Randomize
