According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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