Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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