i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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