I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
thus making me awesome and them whores
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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