I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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