**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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