Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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