I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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