HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
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