And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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