haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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