They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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