We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Two words: nipple clamps
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