Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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