Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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