When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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