Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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