She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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