he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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